[Squishy] It's over

[Rachel Chalmers]

OK, that's *it*. I am breaking up with Buffy. I know I've said it 
before, but did anyone *see* the poisonous shark-jumper of an episode 
they aired last night?

If you missed it, the plot, such as it was, was "Andrew makes up 
stories to get himself through the day, whereas BUFFY fights DEMONS 
which is a LEGITIMATE use of time." The message? "Telling stories is 
BAD, m'kay."

What the farnarkle do the writers think they've been DOING for the last 
seven years?

Lucky there's a new blonde superheroine in my life, and while she's not 
up to fighting the Big Bad quite yet, let me tell you, you don't want 
to be one of the dangly things on Claire's bouncy chair. She's got a 
mean left hook.

R
Kill my TV!