Frequently Asked Questions
Why is the sky blue?
To match your eyes.
Really?
No.
Where do babies come from?
No one knows.
Where did Apple go wrong?
In failing to provide adequate microprocessor power, OS grunt, marketing dollars or positioning smarts to its Newton-derived subnotebook, the eMate.
Which contributes more to humanity, Arts or Science?
Arts. No, Science.
Why can't people live together side by side in harmony, like the keys on my piano keyboard?
Hey, I'd be guessing.
Why me?
If not you, then who?
Is there a God?
Hello!
What is the meaning of life?
Be excellent to each other. Don't be cruel to animals. Eat your greens. Make sure you get enough exercise. Love the one you're with. Choose life. Call your mother.
Are we there yet?
No.
Monday, 15 September 1997. I'm glad we've got that cleared up.
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