You've heard of Hothead Paisan, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist? Well, think of me as Raze, Highly Irritable Sulky Chick. I'm working towards my beige belt. When a mugger comes at me with a knife, I say: "Why does this all have to be about you?"
I'm planning a tournament. Everyone will sit quietly on the mat until someone notices the quality of their work. You get bonus points for starving uncomplainingly to death.
Our senseis: Jeff and Akbar.
I told a friend about it. He said: "Am I supposed to read this as an indirect comment on my behaviour?"
So I made him a Ninth Dan.