Passive aggression as martial art

You've heard of Hothead Paisan, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist? Well, think of me as Raze, Highly Irritable Sulky Chick. I'm working towards my beige belt. When a mugger comes at me with a knife, I say: "Why does this all have to be about you?"

I'm planning a tournament. Everyone will sit quietly on the mat until someone notices the quality of their work. You get bonus points for starving uncomplainingly to death.

Our senseis: Jeff and Akbar.

I told a friend about it. He said: "Am I supposed to read this as an indirect comment on my behaviour?"

So I made him a Ninth Dan.

Friday, 29 August 1997. Do you have a licence for that attitude?
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