Tights; or, an encounter with glamour one aimless Friday morning

The escalator, Kings Cross Station.

RACHEL (tunelessly): I've lied, too;/ I'm fuzzy.

JEREMY: So when Arthur and the Tick go to the Comics Club, Arthur has to go into the Sidekick's Lounge. And it's full of sixteen-year-old boys who joined the circus after their parents died.

RACHEL (absently): What?

JEREMY (patiently): The Sidekick's Lounge. It's full of sixteen-year-old boys who joined the circus after their parents died.

RACHEL: Oh, right. Like Robin.

JEREMY: Like any number of sidekicks in the comics.

As they reach the platform, an extremely attractive young woman in a black lycra bodysuit, flesh-coloured tights, high-heeled leather boots and not much else, is having her short red hair primped by another woman. Strange. JEREMY & RACHEL turn around in time to see an archetypally unshaven photographer doing important-looking things with his flash.

JEREMY: Ah, fashion.

It's a photo shoot.

RACHEL: Oh, right.

They walk past.

JEREMY: And they all wore tights. The sidekicks. Did I mention the importance of tights?

RACHEL: Surely the tights go without saying. And the boots.

JEREMY: Super-hero boots. Yes. Very important.

Pause.

RACHEL (still on Grant Lee Buffalo): Da da dah. Da da dah, da-da da DAH da DAH.

JEREMY (suddenly): Can we go back there and watch?

On the train to Town Hall Station, JEREMY impersonates a frog.

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